Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face

Have you finished fidgeting? Then I’ll begin…

Once upon a time upon the island of Great Kerfuffle, there lived a brother and sister called Stinkbomb and Ketchup-Face. One day they were at school when a moaning zombie teacher appeared at the window…

Hang on a minute – that can’t be right! There aren’t any zombies on Great Kerfuffle and anyway, our heroes never go to school – this is a story after all!

Has someone been messing about with the book and nicking chapters? Come on, own up. Was it you?